Wednesday, July 13, 2011

If you ever


If you have ever:

~Stood over your gas stove with a marshmallow on a fork.
~Stood with your arm stuck in your toaster oven with a marshmallow on a long fork-like utensil.
~Decided that both methods are messy and found out that you can actually MICROWAVE marshmallows.
~Figured out that marshmallows expand enormously, which is UBER fun to watch.
~Get frustrated that said marshmallow then rolls off your graham cracker.

THESE are for you.

To totally enrich your lives, you NEED these.

They are FLAT!

So, the next time you are in a chocolate frenzy and acting like a crazed woman screaming at the microwave to HURRY UP, you don't have to chase the blown up round marshmallow around the microwave plate trying to get it on the graham cracker without smearing all the sticky goodness all over the place and burn your fingers.

What? You've NEVER done that?

You lie.

When I saw these in the store, I fainted.

Then the fireman came and had to resuscitate me. I threw three in the cart and went home.

My life has never been the same.

*This is not a paid endorsement by Jet Puffed Marshmallows. Just me doing a service announcement for all women, everywhere.*

2 comments:

Jana said...

Ooooo! I have not seen these. I may have to look for 'em next time I'm in the store. Thanks for the PSA.:-D

Have you seen the gigantic campfire marshmallows? They've had 'em at our w-mart this summer. They're as big as my fist! I haven't bought any yet but my restraint is wearing down quickly. ;-)

JenMarie said...

Yes! The first time my hubby saw the campfire marshmallows, he bought a bag for the kids. He hates marshmallows. Something is seriously wrong with him.

But they kids loved them! They are soooo big. Yum!